Wednesday 21 November 2018

Faerie and the Long Earth

There are nigh-infinite iterations of the world, spread out across the multiverse like pearls sewn into lace. Not all of them are real, though.

Reality and Unreality
'Realness' is a property of the universe, like time or matter. Some things are real (like dragons), some are unreal (like illusions or gremlins), and most things fall somewhere in the middle (humans are about 80% real).

Unreal things can have all the other properties, such as mass, inertia, shape, although frequently they are lacking one or more of those things (Real things must have ALL the properties of Realness, while Unreal things are less fettered). But they are unstable, they flicker, warp, and dissolve. Few unreal things last more than a day, more often they pop as soon as they would undergo a change, since there is nothing to anchor their existence through such an experience.

Every time you flip a coin, turn left instead of right, you create another iteration of the universe where the other outcome occurred. But none of those are real. There is only finite energy, finite information to 'render' and maintain all of the unused versions of a path. All around the central causality, the world we all experience, there are soap-bubble like fragments of probability; jam-packed and nearly solid near the centre, and then spreading out into misty shards as you get into less plausible 'what-ifs'. The Material Worlds hurtle through non-existence, pulling the possible into being, dragging the improbable in their wake like smoke, before discarding the impossible back into the void.

But all those little scraps of unreality have to go somewhere.

Overmorrow & Ereyester
You can walk out into the shoals and sandbars of realness, wander through the might-bes and might-have-beens. Soothsaying techniques use this to a limited extent, looking out across this archipelago by flattening out a map sketched in guts or bones or runes or cards. But with the right twist of magic, you can step out of This Place, and into one of the side corridors. You can even go there physically, unlike the purely psychological landscape of the Dreaming. You might not even notice when you step over the border.

The near places are very similar to your own. You can see what might have happened if you'd made a different choice. You can peek into the room ahead of you, to see what lurks there. You can bring a little bit of that timeline back with you, with the right magic, for a little. As you get further away, specific iterations get harder to find. The bubble-realities further out start to warp and get weird, merge into each other and dissolve.

If you go far enough, by the right roads, you might step off the islands and into another kingdom. The land of Overmorrow lies in the future, east of the sun. Ereyester lies in the past, west of the moon. These are lands apart, gathered up from the fragments of cast off timelines, like the shell of a caddisfly nymph


Over the eons, peoples have settled these timelost realms, fleeing into unreality when their own worlds fell into shadow. These are the Elves, Gnomes, and other Fey folk- as well as the Raksha, the true fae, who are children of Unreality itself, and the destroyed world they fled the nonexistent one.

Not all realms have peoples wise enough to know the Ways, hidden behind mirrors and across streams, and not all who can find the Ways survive their wanderings. But of those who do, many make the journey across the Long Earth, and find their way to the realms of Annwn.

The Abyss
Throughout the eons, the legions of demons, voracious monsters who gnaw on the fabric of reality, have boiled out of their dimensions and destroyed world after world. Scholars believe there were once thousands, perhaps millions, but now there are only five- and of those, two are unreality-scoured wastelands. Perhaps there are more, but they are lost in the mists.

The Abyss, once crafted as a prison, constantly grows by the hunger of these monsters, pushing ever outward, chipping at the roof of hell.



The Long Earth
Between the five known Material worlds lies a path. A twisting and changing chain, but one that can
be walked by those with the right skill. Called the Green by some, for all of these mayfly worlds have never seen the axe or the sickle. While the worlds come and go, the trees seem to have a wisdom and a Reality all of their own, persisting between iterations, growing strong alongside the path the runs through the Great Forest between worlds. It is along these ways that the elves first walked, when they made their way to Annwn.

the Dreaming
There is only one Dreaming. All the little realities connect to it. There might be a million, a billion iterations of you, but you only ever have one dream. Why do you think it sometimes seems like, when you dream, your memories of your waking life seem to belong to somebody else?

Monday 19 November 2018

Alignment Languages Redux

I like alignment languages.

There, I said it. At least, I like the idea of them. The concept of a fundamental, cosmic language, writ on the souls of mortals and into the very fabric of the universe? Sign me up!

One of my favourite elements I noticed in a recent watch-through of Fellowship of the Ring is how they dont translate the black speech. They just kinda intone sinister sounding things and leave it at that. Now, being the huge nerd that I am, I sometimes have an idea of the gist of what they are saying, but it's still mysterious as fuck.






I wrote in this post about using the idea of a 'Common' language as a kind of magic tongue. But let's expand on this.

Abati is 'Neutral' with a capital 'N'- that is, it's a 'natural' language, in the sense of natural philosophy. It springs up everywhere, like norse runes, just lying around in the patterns of sticks on the ground, in the flight of birds, in the way the river carves the landscape. It's inscribed on every atom of the universe, like the ten commandments on a slab of stone. There are many different varieties, based on the biology and culture of the interpreter (because that's what speakers essentially are- they're speaking a language that already existed). The 'elemental languages' Terran, Ignan, Aquan, and Auran are non-human forms of this language.
                          How to describe it spoken: to non-speakers, it sounds familiar, like maybe you've heard it every day of your life and just can't quite remember. It feels like if you just concentrated hard enough, you could figure it out- and in fact, sufficiently 'mystically attuned' characters might be able to make a concentration or meditation-type check to grasp a few key words or the gist of a sentence. However, it takes a lifetime to unravel the full language, and there's always more to learn.
                        Because of this, and because of the language's universal nature, many speakers develop inflections, vocabularies, and whole dialects of the language, which reflect their own nature and being. Most of the time, this is just an accent, but in it's extreme form this gives rise to Alignment Languages.

   
Cosmic good and evil: imagine if the question of whether you were a good person wasn't simply a measure of ethics. If the nature of a person was stamped indelibly on a person's soul, for anyone with wise enough eyes to read. Where, in extreme cases, not only the persons past actions, but their future ones, figure into this universal evaluation.

This is kind of like the anti lovecraft ...but only kinda. At a certain point, whatever is making this decision is so far removed from human experience, you have to wonder if it's version of evil really meaningfully relates to any human priority or understanding at all. It's not optimizing for 'good' or 'justice' it's optimizing for something humans aren't capable of understanding. Unlike lovecraft, where the universe fundamentally doesn't care about humans, where we're just too small, in this formulation the universe cares hugely - but not necessarily in a way humans would find 'meaningful' because 'meaning' is a human hobby

SMBC 
But, humans being humans, I'm sure such a force would still massively influence culture, religion, and understanding of morality. After all, it might not be meaningful, but it's testable.

The Way of Nine Swords: the Church absolutely believes in alignment, but there's is a more old-school view. There are but three alignments: Law, Neutrality, and Chaos. The 'heresy of the Nine Swords' is a grave slip into sin in the eyes of the church. The nine swords philosophers contend that there are nine alignments, each as perilous to mortals as a sword. Like a sword, a person's alignment can be studied and mastered, but such a path is a burden, like the burden of a warrior, and not to be taken up or turned aside from lightly. The Church condemns this as obfuscating acts of iniquity: what the Nine Swords monks call 'Chaotic Good' is simply someone slipping away from the true path of morality, their soul tainted by chaos (but perhaps not permanently- the Church is very adept at conversions)

What do the Elves think? Non-humans don't have much truck for all of this. Elves see themselves as above all this rigmarole, although they ALSO see themselves as intrinsically Good (in whatever manner is most fashionable these days in the courts of the Fey). Dwarves insist there are five alignments, although they refuse to elaborate more on what that means. Elves care more about Beauty vs Ugliness (and elf characters should have an alignment based on such), and Dwarves care about things like Work, Honour, and Tradition. Other beings have likewise varying preoccupations. Most human-like beings do mostly understand what humans are going on about when it comes to morals, ethics, good and evil, etc, they just think we're a little obsessed with it, in the same way Elves are kind of overly preoccupied with Beauty. And just as there are humans who don't 'get' art (a failing no elf has ever suffered from), there are elves who don't 'get' morality.


There should be a lot of Alignment Languages
More than there are alignments, by a long shot. Make room for culturally specific variations. It always bugged me that vanilla D&D has Sylvan and Druidic and Elven all as separate languages. Not anymore!

Druidic is a language that is attempting to get rid of language. Based on Shalk, a language that sings in the blood of those born with it, it uses Abati loan words to convey as much meaning in as few words as possible, especially avoiding nouns, and avoiding names almost completely. Part of the language is one of signs, both gestural, in the lynx-like shrug of the shoulders, and physical, in the acorn tucked in the crook of a pine tree, left as a sign to another speaker of the nonlanguage. Much of the language is comprised of periods of silence.

Sylvan is the alignment language of the Fey. When the elves were exiled and fled into the Long Earth, they found many similar exiles there: gnomes, sprites, and nature spirits such as dryads, who call the Green Lands their home. Tuathan is the non-alignment language spoken by Eladrin today, Elvish is for Elves, Bolgish is for Firbolg (the cousins of the Eladrin), etc.

And then there should be other languages: one for Paladins, Thieves Cant for those CN types. Sounds like there's some material here for another post

Thursday 15 November 2018

Training Rules for Downtime

Credits go to goblin punch, ten foot polemic, necropraxis, and many others, for providing the basis for these rules

Players kept asking about training so I had to bang something out really quick so we'd ask have something to reference

Ok so here goes, training rules - draft 1

These all require a ‘Haven Turn.’

Training Score: Sometimes, the training rules will tell you to ‘roll training.’ When you do this, gain one training point, then roll a d20. If you roll equal or under your training score, you succeed! Take the thing. If you roll over, too bad, but you keep the training points.
If you have a trainer, you can add
their stat (usually Wisdom or Intelligence) to your training score, before you roll. The trainer bonus isn’t cumulative, and it doesn’t stick around if the trainer isn’t available next time you roll.
Training points are flexible. If you start training at punching goats, but then realize before you’
re done that punching ninjas is better, that’s fine. If you switch from training at punching to training at magicking, tho, you’ll have to start over from scratch. Also, you can only have one pool of training points going at a time.

Ability testing: Sometimes, the training rules will tell you to ‘roll dex’ or ‘roll intelligence’ or some other ability score. When you do this, roll a d20, and if the result is equal to or lower than that ability score, you succeed! Take the thing. If not, too bad, you get nothing.


Here are some basic applications of the training action:


Get a Rando ability: For if you just want a cool thing, but you’re not fussed which thing. All the random advancement tables can be found here, there’s a lot of them and you don’t get to read through them first. Roll the primary ability for the class you’re trying to gain an ability for. You can only have one of these per HD that you have. Please keep track of this.

Get a feat: 5e feats are too powerful, but luckily they’re broken up into little pieces, so you can get them one at a time. Roll training. You can still get feats at the regular level increments.

Increase an ability score: Roll training and roll OVER the ability you’re trying to level (the better you get, the harder it is to progress further). I might change this if it seems too strong, or make them temporary boosts, but I’m also planning on including more stat-drain type effects, so it might balance out <3

Gain a skill/tool: Roll training.

Saving throws: For each of these, you have to roll training, plus a specific ability score assigned to each save.
  • Death – roll wisdom
  • Doom – roll charisma
  • Destruction – roll strength
  • Poison – roll constitution
  • Law – roll wisdom
  • Chaos – roll charisma
Weapon Mastery: To do this you need to have a certain number of kills with the weapon. At 10, 30, and 100 kills, you can train to get another special ability. Roll the stat for that weapon. Example special abilities can be found here.

Spellcraft: Creating a new spell requires that you first write out the spell, then roll (your spellcasting ability). Longer, more involved spell creation may actually be a Project.

Wednesday 14 November 2018

Starting Gear - first four

In the 5e game I run, replacement characters etc start at 5th level. The median party level is probably around 8 or 10, so that's a significant bump down, but it's also at the point where the Backgrounds in the Player's Handbook don't always cut it. Plus, and this is the real headache, character creation takes way too long. Stuff like this 'retroactive backstory' table speed things along, but not enough.

I'm almost tempted to make people start at level one, but I know I'd have a  mutiny on my hands (perfectly justifiable at this point in the campaign)

So instead, I want to make 'Level 5' as much like 'Level 1' as possible. This will include beefed up backgrounds, semi-randomized starting gear and magic items, and set spell lists for wizards and their ilk- so you're a 5th level wizard, well I can just hand you a spell list, I guess that was on the curriculum. And you can tweak it from there

Not all of this is binding of course, customization is encouraged, but this way you don't have to hem and haw over stuff you don't care about (you can keep your valuable hemming and hawing to stuff you really do care about!), and anyway, 5th-level characters need some place in the world, otherwise how did they get to 5th level? That's the added advantage, it gives a chance to embed context and world building into the character creation process


Here are the first four- I'm aiming for at least eight or twelve, and Backgrounds to go with them, but I'm writing kinda slow at the moment so I figure I better just get these out there for starters


Legionnaire's Pack
depending on your standing with the army, you might have kinda sorta 'stolen' these items when you were discharged. Or maybe you were gifted them in honor of your excellent service! Probably stolen, tho.


  • Armour of the Legion- slightly mechanized armour, AC 16, grants advantage on Athletics checks (also disadvantage on swimming, because of the encumbrance)
  • Legionaire's Helm, provides reverse-telepathy (others can send messages to you, you can block them out if you choose)
  • Magetouched sword - minor enchantment, counts as magic but that's about it. Immune to most damage, especially acid and fire. Appears to be made of a strange grey ceramic material. Has a rune near the crossgaurd that you can command to glow, as a candle. 
  • Jump Boots- 4 charges, return in an hour. Spend 1 charge to cast jump.

Tower Mage 
used by the official, kinda stuffy charter mages


  • Beautiful robes that denote your school and rank. Warded to give you a +1 to AC and to all saving throws.
  • A brass-tipped staff, which functions as a spell focus, and lets you know fireball and can cast it once per day without using a spell slot.
  • A belt with several raven and owl feathers and strings of beads hung from it, used as impromptu foci for spells. 
  • A pouch filled with little bundles of rocks, when thrown creates a cloud of incense smoke, most wizards use this to obscure escape. 1d4 depletion die.
  • The Charter of the Arcane, a book of fussy magical rules that you're supposed to memorize.

Adept of Zulin
priests and particularly religious people
  • Small blue pet snake. Likes to live in your sleeves or sit on top of your head, which you probably keep shaved for this purpose.
  •  Incense of dream-binding: can bind any spirit into a dream, provided the dreamer stays asleep. A dreamer must be properly trained to a degree appropriate for the power of the spirit, and several properly trained dreamers can share responsibilities.
  • Staff of Holding- Enchanted to count as magic and cold iron. Can switch between +2 attack and +2 defence as a bonus action. Weilder knows hold person and can cast it 1/day without using a spell slot. Also works like a bag of holding, but can only hold light or negligible items (items appear and disappear from weilder's hand, when they're holding the staff)
  • Prayer Beads (roll three times, can have duplicates): 1-Purify Food and Drink; 2- Calm Emotions; 3- Detect Evil and Good; 4- Gentle Repose; 5- Zone of Truth; 6- Sanctuary. Spells can be cast from the beads as a bonus action, once cast they can't be used again until the adept prays over them at the next dawn.

Azure Pirate
There are many scoundrels in the world, but you are one of the most feared
  • Gold earring- worth 2 gp, but you won't sell it because it's supposed to pay for your funeral or disability retirement.
  • Eyepatch with an eye design embroidered into it-prevents you from being blinded by light effects, and lets you see in dim light as if it were brightly lit
  • Cutlass of sky-blue metal, can be commanded mentally to float in water, slightly corrosive so kept in a ceramic sheath, has 4 charges and can expend a charge on a hit to 'tag' a target with acid, dealing 2d4 damage every turn for a minute, or until washed off by alcohol or seawater.
  • Feather Token (roll 3 times, keeping duplicates): 1- Control Weather (Fog); 2- Call Wind; 3- Shark; 4- Wings; 5- Phoenix Down; 6- Rogue Wave; 7- Feather Fall; 8- Sympathy

Monday 29 October 2018

Slaad!



Slaaaaaad!

Some Relevant Links.

I know I know, it's kind of blasphemy converting OSR things into 5e things, but it's what my players are into. Just think of it as the OSRification of 5e, if it makes you feel more comfortable.


Yellow Slaad
Medium Aberration, CN
AC 14 (natural armour)
HP 45 (6d8+18)
Speed 30 ft, swim 20 ft
STR16(+2) DEX 12(+1) CON16(+3)
INT 9(-1) WIS 6(-2) CHA7(-3)
Skills: Athletics +4, Perception +1
Resistances: Acid, Cold, Fire, Lightning, Thunder
Senses: Darkvision 60, PP 11
Languages: Slaadi, Telepathy 60 ft
CR 2 (450 xp)

SPECIAL
Zone of Chaos. 50 feet radius centered on the Slaad. Whenever a non-slaad within the zone declares an action, they must instead choose two unrelated actions, and flip a coin to determine which one they actually do.
Schism. Turns into 2 Orange Slaad when reduced to 0 hp.
Abiosis. Requires 30 people. Can turn into nothing larger than a cottage, nor worth more than 1,000 coin.

ACTIONS
Multiattack. The salad makes one large and one small claw attack.
Large Claw, Melee Weapon Attack, 1d12+3
Small Claw 1d6+3



c'mooooon
Orange Slaad
Medium Aberration, CN
AC 13 (natural armour)
HP 27 (5d8+5)
Speed 30 ft, swim 20 ft
STR15(+2) DEX 14(+2) CON13(+1)
INT 6(-2) WIS 6(-2) CHA14(+2)
Skills: Perception +1
Resistances: Acid, Cold, Fire, Lightning, Thunder
Senses: Darkvision 60, PP 11
Languages: Slaadi, Telepathy 10 ft
CR 1 (200 xp)

SPECIAL

Innate Spellcasting The slaad is a 5th-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 12, +4 to hit with spell attacks). The slaad can innately cast the of the following spells, requiring no components:
At Will: randomize object

1/day; has one of these spells determined randomly: 1- enter chaos, 2- chaos bolt, 3- shatter.

Schism. Turns into 2 Pink Slaad when reduced to 0 hp. Pink slaad have stats
Abiosis. Requires 10 people. Can turn into nothing larger than a cart, nor worth more than 100 coin.
Standing Leap. The slaad's long jump is up to 20 feet and its high jump is up to 10 feet, with or without a running start.

ACTIONS
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Bite. +4, 1d8+2 damage



Pink Slaad
Small Aberration, CN
AC 11 
HP 13 (3d6+3)
Speed 20 ft, swim 20 ft
STR 8(-1) DEX 12(+1) CON10(+0)
INT 5(-3) WIS 6(-2) CHA8(-1)
Skills: Acrobatics +3
Resistances: Acid, Cold, Fire, Lightning, Thunder
Senses: Darkvision 60, PP 8
Languages: Understand Slaadi, but only speak gibberish at best
CR 1/8 (25 xp)

SPECIAL

Death Burst. When the slaad dies, it explodes in a burst of chaotic energy. Each Medium or smaller creature within 5 feet of it must succeed on a DC 11 Dexterity saving throw or be effected. The effects are determined randomly, unless one would be particularly hilarious. 1- red light, blinded. 2- white noise, deafened; 3- pink goop, restrained; 4- green slime, 1d8 acid damage/round; 5- black goop, poisoned. The effects last for 1 minute, or until the target makes a successful save at the end of one of their turns.

Schism. Turns into 2 lumpy black pearls, worth 10 coin each
Abiosis. Can turn into nothing larger than a sword, nor worth more than 10c
Nimble Movement. The slaad does not provoke attacks of opportunity from characters who are adjacent to one of the slaad's allies

ACTIONS
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Bite. +3, 1d6+1 damage
Spit: +3, range 15 ft, 1d4+1 damage.

Friday 28 September 2018

Thirteen signs of the Xodiac

Of Blue Dome of Heaven

The great Authority is the sky-god, vast as the tangled grey-green wold below him.

The sun and the Opal Moon operate in tandem in the heavens of Isult- the Moon even deigns to tarry in the sky during the several days of the festivals. Not so the Xaos Moon, which charts it's nigh-unpredictable course, nor the Shadow moon, which moves methodically but by secret paths. The Verdant moon, known by some as the Sojourner for it's recent arrival in the skies, passes quickly across the sky, sometimes visible three times a night, for only a few minute's time as it makes its transit.

As the Opal moon passes through it's great cycle, it visits each of the great houses of the stars, and the influence of their dance is known in the hearts of mortals. Also imprinted is the fiery heart of the red moon, and the mysterious secrets of the ebon moon, as well as many other unfathomable things...

Xodiac Signs
  1. Orion (and Limax!)
  2. Draco (the dragon)
  3. Eridnu (the city /archway /River)
  4. Pliades (the dancers)
  5. Kimori (pegasus)
  6. Gleipnir (the chain)
  7. Ophiucus (the sepent-bearer)
  8. Sirius (the doggo!)
  9.  Apis (the bee)
  10.  Adrestia (the Nemesis)
  11.  Vasuki (the peacock)
  12.  Cetus (the sea monster) 
  13. Merak (the Bear)
How to find out your character's astrological sign? Roll 1d13! Roll once for your sun sign, once each for however many moons you have, etc.

Orion traits: impetuous, resourceful, self - sufficient, martyr
Water sign
                      Limax traits: Limax is a slug!

   Creatures of enormity, an Orion does nothing in half measures. Although cunning and aware of their surroundings, their disregard for tradition, dignity, and the bounds of society often leads them down a blind path. In many ways, they are the trailblazers of the Xodiac. They seek out things in the darkness, where others would fear to go. However bad things seem, whatever the punishments heaped upon them, Orions persevere, seeking the next step on the path, and their next quarry. 


Draco: Multifaceted, obsessive, responsibile, stoic, petty
Fire sign

Dracian personalities bend towards the megalomaniac, magnanimous, larger than life types. In fact, reality seems to bend around them, and they often seem like the most real things in the room! The Dragon's delusions of grandeur are often superseded when the illusion turns out to be a reality, and thus people born under this sign often find they've bitten off more than they can chew- not that this will stop them from taking yet another bite. Despite their egocentrism, they often find themselves tackling other people's problems, especially when those difficulties are particularly sprawling- Dracians have no concept of mission creep.



Eridnu: worldly, psychopomp, transforms, methodical, messy, unconcerned
Earth Sign

Eridniuns give off an air of being absolutely bored by everything, and interested in anything that comes their way at the same time. They are great collectors, whether of objects, ideas, or people, and because of this they are seldom taken aback when an unusual specimen comes along- they've seen it all before. Although they can be clinical and detached, they're not afraid to get their hands dirty to get the work done. While they like variety in all things, they tend to dislike travelling, and are creatures of routine.



Pliades: playful, dedicated, graceful, careful, push boundaries, seek harmony
Air Sign

Poise and timing are the secret behind the mysterious smile of the Dancer. Despite struggle and strain to navigate the maelstorm of life, Pliadians seem to soar effortlessly as a leaf on the wind. Community-minded, Pliadians are always conscious of where other members of their circles are headed, paying attention to the rhythms and patterns that govern human events far more than conscious thoughts. Despite this, they can be meticulous planners- they know that to balance such subtle currents, every step matters.


Cetus: Deep, hidden, idleness, charitable, prudent,
Water Sign

Few people ever witness the true reach and potential of a Cetian, yet their influence can be felt everywhere, looming beneath the surface. Acting always with an air of inevitability, Whales hate most the prying eyes and thoughts of those who think only on the surface of things, not plumbing the depths of thought and emotion as they do. When Cetians choose to make a statement, they are nearly impossible to ignore. They are extremely patient and take the long view of everything, but at the same time they are prone to obsessive projects of vengeance, from which they will not be swayed.



Apis: Community, industrious, groupthink, aesthetic, pastoral
 Fire Sign


Always on the lookout for the next score, aesthetic delight, or problem to solve, the Bees never seem to stop working. This is partly an illusion, for they're always ready to slow down and smell the flowers, and they dedicate themselves to rest and leisure with the same gusto they put into work. Still, they can be anxious or high strung, as if they see even relaxing as a competition. While they enjoy solo projects from time to time, they like nothing more than bringing their discoveries into a team setting, and they often have trouble making decisions without one or two (or eight or ten) colleagues to sign off on it.





Gleipnir: ruler, indespensible, presumptuous, generous, steadfast, deceptively strong
Earth Sign

Resilient personalities, unorthodox methods, Gleipnirians are used to having the final say in everything. They know that the chain is only as strong as the weakest link, and they both look to exploit that, and ensure their interests are secure. Nothing gives a Gleipnirians more joy than winning one over on a long-term enemy, whether through a combination of impossible solutions. Strength, gile, or both, and once they have the upper hand they are unrelenting. They pride themselves on being flexible, but in fact you can only push them so far before they will refuse to budge- it's not 'their way or the high way,' it's just their way.



Kimori: team player, flighty, generous, pure,

 Air Sign

Pacifists with a saviour complex typifies Kimoris well. Consummate travellers, they crave change and can feel sick and stifled if not able to access the freedom they need. Although bravery rarely fails them, they lack initiative, and will often act aimlessly (though nobly) or lash out, unless given proper direction and guidance. Not just any leader will do, however, for they are extremely critical of authority, and however much they may crave stucture, they will tear down any unjust wall, and happily cut off their nose to spite their face, if it means gaining the 'moral' high ground.



Ophiuchus: healer/poisoner, sisyphian tasks, balance, challenging orthodoxy
Aether/metal/wood Sign

Ophidians see the world as made up of opposing yet complementary forces. This balance is constantly unraveling, and is rebuilt- a contradiction that the Snakes exemplify in their own lives. They can seem like they are perhaps being deliberately mysterious- while this is true, they can scarcely help it, any more than they could put aside whatever great struggle or cause they've taken up. Although normally soft-spoken, they abhor when things are truly easy, believing every moment of happiness enjoyed now must be paid back with some misery later. Their quiet demeanor melts away when it comes to rabble-rousing oratory, which they use to lance the boil within the human spirit.


Sirius: Loyal, irrepressible, optimistic, observant, fawning,
Air Sign

The enthusiasm of a Sirian knows no bounds. They will follow you to the ends of the earth, and they will never give up on a friend. Despite their goodwill, they can be naive, and if misled can seem brutish or ill-mannered- in fact, all Sirians have a tendency to eschew things like table manners, conversational timing, and the like. Similarly, if neglected or cruelly treated, they can become cruel loners. They are extremely impressionable, but nonetheless astute students of human character. Out of all the signs, they are the most likely to be TRYING to do the right thing, although they are not much more likely than most to be close to achieving it.



Adrestia: Oppositional, defiant, mirroring, impressionable, intuitive, skeptical
Water Sign

It can be almost impossible to tell when an Adresti is in the room with you- they blend into the crowd, or mirror people around them. Charismatic Adresti make this seem natural, but it can have a kind of 'uncanny valley' effect. Since this is primarily a reflexive process, it can be hard to turn off, and even they don't always know what they're really thinking- in a way, they really are the ever-changing reflection. When their wrath comes, it is all the more menacing, since their judgement seems to stem from within the mind of the person they consider unworthy. They can be very judgmental, especially since they often become better at 'being' the other person than the originals themselves ever were.



Vasuki: Vain, watchful, magnetic, finicky,
Fire Sign

Resplendent and impossible to miss, Vasukis seem to exist as if to prove that life can be beautiful. In the main, they succeed. No one can unite the mundane with the transcendent like one of these strutting birds. They reject ugly things, but seek to find beauty in the very real elements of the world, looking for the divine close to home: painting, dancing, swordplay. Some Vasuki fall prey to their excess, turning to drinking, gambling, and other worldly pleasures, but even then they inject a kind of poetry into it all.



Merak: prepared, undeterred, patient, formidable, territorial, moody
Earth Sign

The bears of the xodiac, Meraks are independent and make their own way. They are absolute lord over whatever room they're in, but their interest drops off quickly beyond whatever immediate horizon presents itself. They don't concern themselves with if, ands, or buts, and instead simply prepare for the exact problem they know is coming, be it war or winter. It is hard to change their minds about anything, but they allow themselves to adapt as they see fit. They often care most deeply about their family, and anyone or anything under their protection will be well cared for, whether it likes it or not, though they value all independence not only their own.

Thursday 27 September 2018

Mass combat system (player-facing)

Design goals: quick to use. Tiered. Use to resolve parts of battle when PC's aren't there. Use to resolve whole battles. Determine conditions of section of battle PC's are in

Basic Mechanic

Determine the basic denominator for units. 1, 10, 20, 100, whatever works best, as long as they match.

You can, on the fly, divvy up a unit of say, 100, into 10 units of 10, and resolve a section of the battle on a smaller scale.

Units roll vs each other. The higher rolling unit eliminates the looser. On a tie, both sides are wounded, and reduce their dice size by one.

The unit's initial magnitude die is determined based on the CR of the creatures comprising it, as shown on the following table:

CR
Dice
0
--
1/8
1
1/4
1d2
1/2
1d3
1
1d4
2
1d5
3
1d6
4
1d8
5
1d10
6
1d12
7
1d16
8
1d20
9
1d24
10
1d30
11
1d40*
12
1d50*
13
1d60*
14
1d80*
15
1d100*
16
1d120*
17
1d160*
18
1d200*
19
1d240*
20
1d300*
 * for these values, roll an appropriate smaller dice and multiply by ten. For example, 1d4 for 1d40.  This means that opposing results between the ten-columns have no additional effect if you roll a 20 it's the same as a 25- you need a 30 or higher to move up a tier vs. this dice.

A unit can be attacked by any number of units that can reach them, rolling each attack separately.

That's all for now! Still kinda a rough idea, but hey I did one playtest with it and it worked alright. I gotta just post it, cuz my instinct is to just sit on it until it's perfect  and that WON'T DO

Saturday 15 September 2018

Rumour table for Gog-Magog

On the Isle of Dread, a community of rebels squatting inside a giant skull. They call the settlement Gog-Magog. Mostly Shalk (human and half-elf) escaped from the treacherous Prince Henri of Fort Akor, they have been joined by survivors of Skinwalker raids (tabaxi, lizardfolk, Olman humans), and miscellaneous drifters from around the region. In the space of a few months, the place has attracted a bit of a reputation.


The following rumour table is intended for Gog-Magog, but could be used for areas within the Seven Villages region, with some on-the-fly adaptation, in case I don't end up writing a proper rumour table for those :'(

Roll and use the whole line as-is, or do a couple rolls to mix-and-match

Players: no peeking!



How you meet ‘em
Description
Qoute
Name
1
A ragged stranger squatting in an alley
Abati hunchback, blue crystal growths poking painfully out of their skin. Beckons you closer, because voice is raspy and spittle-flecked.
I fled the Doom that came [Burowao/Dawa] We thought we’d defeated the People of the Red Caves...’
Iffingil
2
A new drinking buddy
Tattered royal uniform, well-oiled Eldritch Rifle (as eldritch blast, plus stun (hold person ray) 1/short rest, hip flask filled with bruskum, zippo lighter & pipe that never goes out by accident (insert cool rain scene!)
yeah, when the prince went rotten, I sided with the Shalks. Mom always said I had some Shalk blood in me, and I can mostly understand their language now so I guess it’s true!’
Poppinjay McGee
3
You crashed at their place
An exeptionally large tortle, motherly attitude, stokes the fire, constantly making soup out of the weirdest things, will trade herbal potions for more soup materials.
the Black Eagle? Aye, he passed through here a few days back. Word has it that his son survived the attack, but suffers under some sort of curse! Asked to borrow some of our doctors, but we couldn’t spare ‘em.’
Beaux
4
A concerned stranger approaches you
Shalk warrior, bow made of bone and sinew, necklace of various unique coins (hexagons, green ones, unusual designs on ‘em, etc)
those treasures you’ve brought back, they’ve attacted a few eyes. I’d find a place to stash them, if you want to keep your organs on the inside of your body.’
I’ve forsworn my name. You may call me the Fifth Warrior.
5
Maybe you were drunk, maybe you were distracted by another conversation
You can’t even remember what they looked like, except they had a medium-sized mole on one of their cheeks. It might’ve been the left cheek? Anyway, you remember them telling you...
Lucian’s not the only authority figure around here. That is, if his mother’s still alive...’
????
6
Gathering food or peeling vegetables (eats quite a few of the peelings)
Bulky, bloodshot eyes, pig snout & little tusks (skinwalker!), long arms, wearing several vests
Prince Lucian sent our best hunters out every day last week, but they kept coming back with nothing. Now they’re not going out in one big group anymore, but at least they’ve started to come back with SOME food
Gristle ap Grostle
7
Tinkering away at fixing an eldritch rifle (shoots acid arrow, 1-in-6 chance of it going off accidentally if distracted suddenly, jostled, or startled
2½ feet high, way to large coat, hat. Mouselike hands, tail visible if hurrying away or distracted by some juicy deal or conversation (starts whisking around)
Wants to sell you
- copper pots with well-mended holes
- resin-soaked fish (for eating or burning)
- a golden teaspoon that can mix any liquid just by tapping the outside of the vessel that holds it
- a ming vase of holding (fragile!)
Doesn’t want to sell the rifle, it’s for a client
Has the same name as you! But pronounced with a lisp.
8
Offers to smoke you up some kalamanthis.
Tabaxi dressed in fancy coat stolen from royal officer.
The skinwalkers hit my village, slaughtered everyone. They hit the lizardfolk too, the phanatons, all the Olman tribes north of the wall… if Lucian wants to be allies with them, I say we slit his throat while he sleeps. You in?’
Grievous Scarab, Eyes-of-the-Damned
9
Appears out of the shadows behind you, when you’re mostly alone.
Black goatee & moustache, travelers cloak, seems to have bits of cold mist clinging to him.
so, did the cards teach you of any great wisdom?’
10
An overheard conversation (the primaries are waiting by a blacksmiths or tattooist)
Several ragged individuals, trying to strike off the last of their chains, and rubbing their chaffed wrists
a frontal assault on the fort would be suicide. The open ground would be a killing field. Why, I heard a dragon tried to breach those walls, and the soldiers with their rifles drove it off!’
Penseive, Occifer, Gwyn, Willodrake.



1d100 Oblique place names

Back in November, the redoubtable noisms of Monsters and Manuals posted about "oblique" place names. I thought the examples liste...